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  • Bad Reed Day Shirt

    Bad Reed Day
    Don’t Bother Me…

    100% Cotton

    Humidity, temperature, dust in the air, a looming audition… all can wreak havoc on the suitability of reeds for the discerning clarinetist, oboist, bassoonist, saxophonist, english-hornist, contrabassoonist, shawmist, sarussophonist, bagpiper, crumhorner, tarogator, xaphoonier, hornpiper, chalumeautist, or phone-heckler. Let the world know you need some personal space today… such frustration is an order of magnitude greater than unmanageable hair.

    White text on Navy Blue

    Our stock includes Bad Reed Day shirts with and without tags. If you prefer one or another, please specify at checkout, and we will honor your request if we have it in your size.

    $15.00

  • Bad Weed Day Shirt

    Bad Weed Day
    Don’t Bother Me…

    100% Cotton, Tagless

    Inspired by the Bad Reed Day shirt, this… gardening-themed… variation is sure to be a conversation starter among all your… gardening… friends.

    White text on Forest Green

    $15.00

  • Clarinet Shirt

    Clarinet Shirt

    100% Cotton, Tagless

    No catchy phrases or silly puns on this classy clarinet T. A silhouette of white on black or black on light blue, this clarinet is proportionally and technically accurate, allowing the detail-oriented clarinetist to wear it proudly, without fearing retribution from equally-detail-oriented peers, constantly deriding the now-mentally-scarred musician for the lack of a side Ab key on his shirt. It was a gift from Grandma! She meant well, she didn’t know any better!

    Modeled after a Boehm system Bb soprano clarinet. (if you play Albert, Oehler, or other system and cannot deal with the humiliation of wearing a Boehm-based shirt, let us know. If demand is high enough, it could happen…)

    Graphic has been scaled down to fit nicely on the shirt. The clarinet on the shirt is not as large as an actual clarinet.

    Shirt has “mostlydifferent.com” in small letters on the left sleeve. Still want to advertise the site, but it seemed a shame to plaster the logo directly next to the clarinet.

    Art by Daniel Taylor

    $15.00